At the dawn of frozen history, evolution spawned a master race of penguins. A race of penguins so mighty, that the Emperor penguins were their bitches. The echoing sound of these Uber Birds rang throughout the Southern Hemisphere, enchanting anything that came within earshot. They were the envy of all creatures great & small, but it wasn't until Man arrived, that any species was able to do something about them and bring them low. For alas, an undercover operative of the ape species offshoot supplied one of them with a ziploc baggie of pain.......